8:30am and I had just entered my neighborhood after a good 7 mile run. Apart from the heat, humidity and hills, I was smiling and lightly humming to the songs jamming on Pandora.

And then I saw her.

A lady, with a bright green shirt, and her black capris sitting on her butt cheeks with her black bikini/thong in full view !!!!!!! She was bending over her car trunk and I caught a full 10 seconds of flash before she stood up, smiled at me and went sa-sashing into the house – with her cheeks still in view !!!

I wish I could’ve pulled out my camera for a picture. Only neighborly embarrassment stopped me from doing that.

For the disclaimer, I do not live in a trashy neighborhood. Most people here are working professionals with kids. What the lady was doing walking around like that, I don’t know. It might’ve been pure oversight after she woke up or she had decided that today was going to be the day she shocked someone or …

The worst (or the best, depending on how you look at it) – there is no way I can avoid that house if I choose to start the run from my house. Think I can sneak in a picture somehow the next time?